Awesomeness

Some cute lil critters..........

 

 

"Life is not the way it's supposed to be.. It's the way it is..
The way we cope with it, is what makes the difference.

Something Funny

>>>> Learn from your elders
>>>>
>>>> A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long
>>>> flight..
>>>>
>>>> The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one
>>>> over
>>>> on them easy.
>>>>
>>>> So the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game.
>>>>
>>>> The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely
>>>> declines
>>>> and tries to catch a few winks.
>>>>
>>>> The lawyer persists saying that the game is a lot of fun.  I ask you a
>>>> question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5.  Then
>>>> you
>>>> ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500, he
>>>> says.
>>>>
>>>> This catches the senior's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he
>>> agrees
>>>> to play the game.
>>>>
>>>> The lawyer asks the first question.  'What's the distance from the
>>>> Earth
>>> to
>>>> the Moon?'
>>>>
>>>> The senior doesn't say a word, but reaches into his pocket, pulls out a
>>>> five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
>>>>
>>>> Now it's the senior's turn.  He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill
>>>> with
>>>> three legs, and comes down with four?'
>>>>
>>>> The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on
>>> the
>>>> Net.
>>>>
>>>> He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows; all to no avail.
>>> After
>>>> an hour of searching, he finally gives up.
>>>>
>>>> He wakes the senior and hands him $500.  The senior pockets the $500
>>>> and
>>>> goes right back to sleep.
>>>>
>>>> The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer.  He wakes the senior
>>>> up
>>> and
>>>> asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with
>>>> four?'
>>>>
>>>> The senior reaches into his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back
>>>> to
>>>> sleep.

more email stuff

 'Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.'
 
 A sharp tongue can cut your own throat. 
 
 If you want your dreams to come true, you mustn't oversleep. 
 
 
 Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important.
 


 The best vitamin for making friends..... B1. 
 
 
 The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts.
 


 The heaviest thing you can carry is a grudge.
 
 One thing you can give and still keep....is your word. 
 
 You lie the loudest when you lie to yourself.
 
 If you lack the courage to start, you have already finished.
 
 One thing you can't recycle is wasted time. 
 
 Ideas won't work unless ' You' do.
 
 
 Your mind is like a parachute....it functions only when open.
 

 The 10 commandments are not a multiple choice. 
 
 
 The pursuit of happiness is the chase of a lifetime!
 It is never too late to become what you might have been.
 
 
  Life is too short to wake up with regrets.. So love
 the people who treat you right.. Forget about the
 ones who don't. Believe everything happens for a
 reason. If you get a second chance, grab it with both
 hands. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life
 would be easy, they just promised it would be
 worth it.
 
 
 Friends are like balloons;
 once you let them go, you might not get them
 back. Sometimes we get so busy with our own
 lives and problems that we may not even notice
 that we've let them fly away. Sometimes we are so
 caught up in who's right and who's wrong that we
 forget what's right and wrong.. Sometimes we just
 don't realize what real friendship means until it
 is too late. I don't want to let that happen so
 I'm going to tie you to my heart so I never lose
 you.

Forgiving- STONE

>  TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING
>
> THROUGH THE DESERT  .
>
> DURING SOME POINT OF THE
> JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN
> ARGUMENT; AND ONE FRIEND
> SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE
> IN THE FACE
>
>
> THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED
>
> WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT
> SAYING ANYTHING,
> WROTE IN THE SAND ,
>
>
> TODAY MY BEST FRIEND
>
> SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE .
>
>
> THEY KEPT ON WALKING,
> UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS,
> WHERE THEY DECIDED
> TO TAKE A BATH
>
>
> THE ONE WHO HAD BEEN
> SLAPPED GOT STUCK IN THE
> MIRE AND STARTED DROWNING,
> BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM.
>
>
> AFTER HE RECOVERED FROM
> THE NEAR DROWNING,
> HE WROTE ON A STONE:
>
>
> 'TODAY MY BEST FRIEND
> SAVED MY LIFE'
>
> THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPED
> AND SAVED HIS BEST FRIEND
>
> ASKED HIM, 'AFTER I HURT YOU,
> YOU WROTE IN THE SAND AND NOW,
> YOU WRITE ON A STONE, WHY?'
>
> THE FRIEND REPLIED
> 'WHEN SOMEONE HURTS US
> WE SHOULD WRITE IT DOWN
> IN SAND, WHERE WINDS OF
>
> FORGIVENESS CAN ERASE IT AWAY.  
>
>
> BUT, WHEN SOMEONE DOES  SOMETHING GOOD FOR US,
> WE M UST ENGRAVE IT IN STONE
> WHERE NO WIND
> CAN EVER ERASE IT'
>
> LEARN TO WRITE
> YOUR HURTS IN
> THE SAND AND TO
> CARVE YOUR
> BENEFITS IN STONE.
>
>
> THEY SAY IT TAKES A
> MINUTE TO FIND A SPECIAL
> PERSON,  
>
>
> AN HOUR TO
>
> APPRECIATE THEM,   
>
>
> A DAY
>
> TO LOVE THEM,
>
>
> BUT THEN,
>
>
> AN ENTIRE LIFE
> TO FORGET THEM.